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vigideo
Feb/29/08 at 01:38
Googleplexed
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
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zexvew
Mar/03/08 at 14:55
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hahaha! that was pretty good.
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Bob
Mar/03/08 at 20:30
The Perv
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ROFL OmFG!
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Elysil
Mar/14/08 at 18:35
Post Whore!
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Too bad things like that don't really happen!
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leroy
Mar/31/08 at 02:11
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lol it made me laugh, but it's kinda sick to think of the actual women behind the pharmacy counter most of the time
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BRok
Apr/10/08 at 13:55
[H] is for Heather
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Bahahaha twas funny!
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serra
Apr/24/08 at 17:58
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hahahahaha
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vkitty96
Sep/20/08 at 01:20
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dude, that was the coolest thing ive ever heard. Makes me want to screw in a back room with a stranger.
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leroy
Sep/20/08 at 15:56
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lol i can arrange for that XD
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vkitty96
Sep/20/08 at 17:03
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leeeeeeeeroooooooyyyy jeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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leroy
Sep/24/08 at 10:58
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Lol yes, except no. I'm like... leroy brown... the baddest cat in the whole damn town XD
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vigideo
Sep/24/08 at 11:24
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Yeah! i <3 you for that leroy
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leroy
Oct/03/08 at 02:34
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lol I would love for you to suck me off. I would love you for that. Yes? How about tomorrow... say around dinner? In fact... You... me... on the dinner table. Sounds good? Alright. Sounds good. See you then.
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vigideo
Oct/04/08 at 20:02
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I would.... But you see..... The thought of sucking you off turned me lesbian...... and well i actually sucked some girl off at dinner time... on the table
GO TACOS!!!
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leroy
Oct/04/08 at 20:16
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::sigh:: anyone else? anyone?
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CaRnAgE
Oct/13/08 at 23:34
Your Lord and Master
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leroy wrote:
| Lol yes, except no. I'm like... leroy brown... the baddest cat in the whole damn town XD |
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At least Leroy Jenkins has chicken.
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BRok
Oct/14/08 at 23:23
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vigideo wrote:
I would.... But you see..... The thought of sucking you off turned me lesbian...... and well i actually sucked some girl off at dinner time... on the table
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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leroy
Oct/17/08 at 01:36
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Shush Heather, you would suck me off. Leroy Jenkins might have chicken, but I've got steak. XD
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BRok
Oct/21/08 at 23:49
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So you think.
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vigideo
Oct/22/08 at 01:14
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I beg to differ!!! ive seen it.... Your tube steak is a lil.. well its lil LOL
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leroy
Oct/22/08 at 13:31
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lol when did i ever say it was big? I would never have shown you my tube steak anyway, you had to go in search to seek it out I'm sure. Sick fuck.
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vigideo
Oct/22/08 at 23:38
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Its out there?!?!?!? lol no i didnt search it.. You showed me and someone else.... i believe it was heather or kate i dont remember :P Ive seen smaller :)
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leroy
Oct/23/08 at 12:30
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Pffft. I dont believe i would have ever shown you. lol 6 and a half inches isn't exactly small either, last time i checked lol you must be dealing with some monsters
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vigideo
Oct/23/08 at 13:08
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LOL like i said it wasnt just me.. and you werent really showing me.. Lets just right place right time. :P Ofcourse it wasnt small.. but i cant say that cuz then my joke wouldnt be funny
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leroy
Oct/24/08 at 03:03
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lol joking about a man's penis is not funny in any sense. Ask any man if he thinks it's funny for you to say he's small.. and i guarantee you that he will shut you down and say you're an awful awful person. XD It's ok though, I love you. Marry me?
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BRok
Oct/25/08 at 01:36
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haha...slut.
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vigideo
Oct/26/08 at 20:52
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leroy wrote:
| lol joking about a man's penis is not funny in any sense. Ask any man if he thinks it's funny for you to say he's small.. and i guarantee you that he will shut you down and say you're an awful awful person. XD It's ok though, I love you. Marry me? |
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why the fuck not... vegas??
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